Yet again, the Hollywood Foreign Press Corps has forced us into an emergency situation, and so I am announcing the champions of this 1996 Drive-In Academy Awards one early week. The announcement that is late 12 months ended up being thought to be hampering comfort efforts both in Bosnia plus the Golan Heights, as otherwise cooperative parties became grumpy while waiting for term from Grapevine.
Henceforth, without further adieu, our category that is first is.
Best Airhead Sex movie Turnaround, a jungle-sex that is erotic about an unemployed actress whom daydreams about consuming hallucinogenic jungle juice with nekkid Indians and achieving wild sex like they do in paperback novels. She gets her opportunity whenever she actually is chased by masked gunmen to your Costa Rican valley associated with white-faced, sex-crazed, flesh-worshipping, cuckoo-juice-drinking natives.
Most useful Director The runners-up are. Kim Henkel, Return regarding the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Jack Perez, America’s Deadliest Home Movie. Fred Olen Ray, Attack for the 60-Foot Centerfold. Anthony Waller, Mute Witness. Howard Winters, Dead Boyz Cannot Fly. In addition to champion is. George Saunders, Intimate Deception and Street Angels.
Most useful Sci-Fi Flick Cyberstalker: fundamental Instinct satisfies Tron in Newt Gingrich’s worst nightmare, the tale of the nerdy, geeky cybersurfing femme fatale who really really loves her computer a great deal she’s got intercourse along with it and becomes half-woman, half-computer, then kills whomever doesn’t always have the correct respect for great computer pc software. Continue reading “An atmosphere headed big breast woman became my sex-friend”