Anyhow, my selection of crop-dusting victims would probably have as much obvious alternatives as yours:

Anyhow, my selection of crop-dusting victims would probably have as much obvious alternatives as yours:

• Kim Kardashian • The Brant Brothers • Aaron Sorkin • Mike Francesa • Bryant Gumbel • Bob Costas • Madonna • Randy Edsall • The Aurora shooter • just about any cable news pundit, including Rachel Maddow. I am aware dirty libruls love speaking about exactly exactly how much classier Maddow is than many other pundits, but screw that. I would most likely enjoy farting inside her face a lot more than even Hannity’s. • Mitt Romney • Padma Lakshmi/Geoffrey Zakarian

Remember, you should not select victims merely according to whether or not that you don’t like them. It’s also advisable to select those who will be the MANY repulsed by the farts and would consequently provide the reaction that is funniest. It is absolutely absolutely nothing individual, Padma. You are a lady that is classy. But Jesus, i recently wanna muffle my asscheeks to your face and view what the results are when you yourself have to take day-old beef fumes.

And this man evidently drove off with a fuel pump inside the BMW without noticing, then got in the 405. Everyone else he just stared straight ahead obliviously around him was honking and yelling, trying to get his attention, but. Finally we pulled also until he realized what was going on and pulled over with him, and I threw Icebreakers Sours at his window. Oh, and their vanity plates say ARCITKT. Genius.

Couldn’t have occurred to a significantly better man. You BMW drivers deserve every thing bad that occurs to you personally.

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